i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Amy Poehler | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.
for what it’s worth, getting the shit kicked out of you? not to say you get used to it, but you do kinda get used to it.
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point