thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

serfborts:

babycomeongetuponitshowmethatyoureallywantitiwannabetheonetoluhyoubabyLETSGO

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muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

unimpressed2chainz:

if you don’t remember actively wishing for a t-mobile sidekick you aren’t old enough for friendship w/ me