• white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  •  they continue walking for a few seconds
  •  *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *leaves her alone*
  •  *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  •  *playful kiss*
  •  *things turn sexy*
  •  *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  •  *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  •  *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  •  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  •  *white girl runs*
  •  *dead end*
  •  *hides*
  •  *thinks she free n safe*
  •  *guy catches her*
  •  *cuts her*
  •  *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


this video was a ride from start to finish

spannish lessions w/ milo


"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios



Whats the most depressing song you can think of



♪ real human being and a real hero ♪

"I want us to be Cory and Topanga again because then everything is okay." - Cory Matthews