1. me at 4am: who am i
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

8 hours ago 11,038 notes   thequeenbey © beyoncegifs /reblog
beyonce
fionagoddess:

Amy Poehler | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

fionagoddess:

Amy Poehler | 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.

11 hours ago 48,697 notes   thequeenbey © thoturl /reblog
for what it’s worth, getting the shit kicked out of you? not to say you get used to it, but you do kinda get used to it.

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day ago 203,145 notes   monica-geller © hurried /reblog